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Below are the 8 most recent journal entries recorded in SERGEI the Hilarious!!'s LiveJournal:

Tuesday, May 30th, 2006
4:25 pm
It Has Been Long Time!!
Hello Again Comrades!! It Is I, The Funny Russian, Back Again!! Although There Have Been Many Hurricanes And Other Setbacks, Ain't Nothing Gonna Break My Stride, Ain't Nothing Gonna Slow Me Down (it will not stop me)!! I Am Now Living In Alabama Mobile, But Not In A Mobile Home, Ha Ha, It Is Quite Sturdy!!

Sam, If You Are Still Around Let Me Know, We Will Drink Some Guineas Together!!

Now For What You All Have Been Waiting For, Picture Fun!! Laugh Now Comrades!!

She Ra Is No Match For Flash Girl!!

Someone Buy This Guy A Vowel!!

I Want Four People To Put Dicks In My Gay Butt!! There Are Only Three Here?? Who Will Be Lucky Number Four!!

this here is some shit
Friday, November 12th, 2004
1:05 pm
Hello Again!!
It Has Been A Good Long Time Since I Have Had The Chance To Post, But The Hurricane Has Really Screwed Things Up Out Here!! Leave It To Good Strong Russian Hurricane To Demolish Puny Florida (Just Kidding!!)

Anyway, I Have New Job Since Target Was Not Paying The Bills - Sergei Now Works As A Night Manager At Only Hotel Left On Beach!! It Is Good Since I Have Plenty Of Time To Still Do Stand-Up And Get Good Material From Strange People!! We Had Many Republicans In The Other Day (Samverick Calls Them Fundies) And Wow They Were From Mars!! But They Inspired This Post!! Laugh Now Comrades!!

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Thursday, September 23rd, 2004
6:41 am
Hurricane Parties Are Fun With Vodka!!
Sorry For Lack Of Updates Comrades, But Hurricane Ivan Came And Beat Up My Town!! That Is What You Get For Sending A Good Russian Hurricane At America!! Here Is One New Caption For You All!!

Tuesday, August 17th, 2004
11:47 pm
Olympic Fun Today!!
I Was Once On Olympic Swim Team For Russia But Then Could Not, Too Much Politicos!! So It Still Has Meaning For Me, I Do Follow The Swims!!

I Am Melting Melting Melting Oh Why Did The East Wicked Witches Join This Olympics??

Oh God I Have Lost And Now The Olympic Shark Has Bit Off My Dick This Day Has Been The Worst

He Is Doing The Homo Dive Event But Only Got The Silver, You Should See The Gold Medal Winner!!
Monday, August 9th, 2004
11:32 am
Today Is Fun With Monkeys!!

This Is The Final Round Of The Tournament To Find The Champion Of All Monkeys Everywhere!! But What Is This?? The Ref Is Distracted And Badmonkey Kicks Goodmonkey In Nutsack!!

Now We Are Doomed Badmonkey He Is Greatest Monkey Everywhere With Also The Power Of Ninjas!!

We Grant Him One Wish He Is Now Half- Monkey And Half- Man What Have We Done?? Well At Least He Has Good Manicure!!
12:10 am
In Memory Of Great Comrade Pouk!!
This Picture Is Dedicated To Him For Giving Me His Firstborn Of Yakov (Great Russian Idol Though I Am His Better) Icons But You All Have Permission To Laugh!!

Damn This Hollow Man And His Smooth Talking Ways, I Almost Had A Chance For The Score!! Screw You Mr. Invisible And Your Hollow Assback Slut!!
Sunday, August 8th, 2004
11:47 am
One New One!!

China Commie: Here We Go Round The Mulberry Bush Because We Are Fat Pigs!!
Pig Bike: Speak For Yourself Lardass Fatass The Back Of Me Is Broked Now
Saturday, August 7th, 2004
10:06 pm
Hello My Readers And New Comrades!!
Yes, It Is The Very First Edition Of Sergei, The HILARIOUS!! My Comrades Have Told Me To Use The Livejournal To Bring Special Russian Brand Of Humor To Many More!! I Will!!

Today We Make Fun At The www.ready.gov Website Pictures!! Laugh Now Comrades!!

If You Must Wrestle Stone Cold Steve Austin, Blow A Whistle. He Screams In Agony And Is Open To Your Attack!!

Michael Jackson Has Many Disguises To Get Into The Butts Of Children, But His Dead Eyes Are The Giveaway..

Use The Force Luke Stupid Gaywad

Cardboard Is The Secret Of Radiation Protection Suits

You Cannot Enter Now That You Have Mutated You Stupid Son Of Bitch
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